if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
stand my head maybe juggle three alley cats
take out the king kong
still feel strongunleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
i get a charge but still feel the mostatake out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle
drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
come back from the grave to walk with the undeadi couldn't do it
could you do it?
no i couldn't do it
could you do it?you know i don't like to do this (x2)i could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid
spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
i've talked to satan i've talked to god
without standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rodi couldn't do it
could you do it?
no i couldn't do it
could you do it?
you know i don't like to do this (x4)if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
stand my head juggle three alley cats
take out the king kong
and i still feel strongunleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
i get a charge but still feel the mostatake out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussledrown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
back from the grave to walk with the undeadi couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could you do it?i couldn't do it
could you do it?
no i couldn't do it
could you do it?
