Haan...
Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priyeMushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priyeMA first division tum
Main huaa metric fail priye, fail priye
Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priyeHaunnn haunnn...
Tum afsar baabu ki beti
Main frustration ka beta hoon
Tum rabdi kheer malaai ho
Main tossa tus separate'aa hoon
Main tossa tus separate'aa hoon
Tum AC ghar mein rehti ho
Main ped ke neeche leta hoon
Tum nayi maruti lagti ho
Main scooter Lambretta hoon
Haan scooter Lambretta hoonArey issi kadar hum chhup chhupkar
Aapas mein prem badhayenge
To ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaayengeAa hmmm...
Sab haddi pasli tod priye
Bhijwa denge wo jail priye
Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priyeArrehy...
Tum deewali ka bonus ho
Main bhookhon ki hadtaal
Tum Idris ki Biryani ho
Main kankad waali Daal
Tum tum tum hiyan chatri bharti ho
Main hoon kachuve ki chaal
Tu chandan van ki lakdi ho
Main hoon babool ki chhaal
Main hoon babool ki chhaalMain pake aam sa latka hoon
Mat maar mujhe gulel priye
Mushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priyeHoye hoye...
Main shanidev jaisa kuroop
Tum komal kanchan kaaya ho
Main tann se mann se koyla hoon
Tum maha chanchala maaya ho
Tum nirmal paavan Ganga
Main jalta huaa patanga
Tum raaj ghaat ka shanti *
Main Hindu-Muslim dangaTum ho poonam ka Tajmahal
Main kaali gufa Ajanta ki
Tum ho vardaan vidhaata ka
Main ghalti hoon * kiTum nayi videshi mixy ho
Main patthar ka sir-patta
Tum AK 47 jaisi
Main to ek desi katta
Haan desi desi kattaTum mukt sherni jungle ki
Main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu
Arey suno, arey suno
Arey suno suno suno suno na piyaTu hansi Madhuri Dixit ki
Main policeman ki gaali
Main dhaabe ki dhaanche jaisa
Tum paanch sitaara hotelMain Mahua ka desi tharra
Tum Red Label ki botal
Tum MTV ka madhur geet
Main DD 2 ki jhaani hoonTum vishwa-sundari si kamaal
Main * chhaap kabaadi ho
Tum satta ki maharani ho
Main *Tum Kohli ka virat shatak
Main follow-on ki paari hoonMujhe * hi rehne do
Mann khelo mujhse khel priye
Das manzil se gir jaaunga
Mat aage mujhe dhakel priyeMushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priyeMushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priyeMushkil hai apna meil priye
Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye
