Five names that I can
Hardly stand to hear
Including yours and mine
And one more chimp who isn't hereI can see the ladies talking
How the times are getting hard
And that fearsome excavation
On Magnolia BoulevardYes, I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home
Bad sneakers and
A Piña Colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large
Sum of money to spendYou fella, you tearin' up the street
You wear that white tuxedo
How you gonna beat the heatDo you take me for a fool
Do you think that I don't see
That ditch out in the valley
That they're digging just for meYes, I'm going insane
You know I'm laughing
At the frozen rain
And I feel like I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home
Bad sneakers and
A Piña Colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large
Sum of money to spendYou know I'm going insane
Yes, I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me homeBad sneakers and
A Piña Colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large
Sum of money to spend
