Can you guess how much one man can sit and drink in one night?
But don't look so surprised
'Cause this is a world where no one feels sorry for you, man
In my drunken state I claimThat I'm givin' it up for good
Gotta tell you, dear, that was a bad time
I was on the ground crawling on all foursWoke up the next day, and I didn't feel so good
I don't know why I do this to myself
Pack up the car and put me in a hospital bed
'Cause I need some help to changeAnd I'm givin' it up for good
Gotta tell you, dear, that was a bad time
I was on the ground crawling on all fours
Yeah, givin' it up for good
Gotta tell you, dear, I got a bad time
But I'll be coming around knocking on your doorThere were far too many lies
I was way outta line
This silly little boy, such a shame
I hope you're happy about the way that things worked out for me
'Cause I feel better now
Yeah, I'm much happier now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, there were far too many lies
I was way outta line
This silly little boy, such a shame
And I hope you're happy about the way that things worked out for me
'Cause I feel better now
Yeah, I'm much happier now
And I'm givin' it up for good
Gotta tell you, dear, that was a bad time
I was on the ground crawling on all foursYeah, I've given it up for good
Gotta tell you dear, I've had a bad time
But I'll be coming around knocking on your door
I'll be coming around knocking on your door
I'll be coming around crawling on all fours
