Up and down the puppies' hair
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere
'Cause of original sinDown the hill fell Jack and Jill
And you came tumbling after
'Cause of original sinRip away the tears
Drink a hope for happy years
And you may find
A lifetime's passed you by
What would you say
If you a monkey on a string
If you a doggie on a chain
What would you sayI was there when the bear
Ate his head, thought it was a candy
Everyone goes in the endKnock knock on the door
Who's it for, nobody in here
Look in the mirror my friendI don't understand at best
I cannot speak for all the rest
In the morning rise a lifetime's passed me by
What would you say
(don't' drop the big one)
If you a monkey on a string
(Don't cut
